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Welcome brothers and sisters to this week's meeting of the Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel!
This meeting's order of business: Owls and their place in Gravity Falls!
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In today's meeting, I start off by reminding one and all to get their entries in for the Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel's first Giveaway! I then show off my new fez upgrade that I purchased from Fez-O-Rama. It's the creation of Jason Rodgers, a man who beat cancer and now follows his dreams of pursuing a creative career!
Be sure to drop by Fez-O-Rama and check out his designs! Also, buy something - because he makes the coolest custom fezes ON EARTH!
I then break down the mysterious page from a book pinned to the bulletin board in the second Gravity Falls Short - Grunkle Stan's Tattoo. It contains a mysterious passage that can only be read in HD. It reads: Secret societies are (typically) fraternal orders that have been associated with everything from controlling international government to forbidden rituals to being a bunch of old guys playing gin rummy and complaining about their wives. They feature strange symbols like the ones you see above. One particularly sinister, mysterious order features a eye with a red x through it. Many rumors have flown around about these organizations, but here are some stone cold facts about secret societies. All secret societies worship a hyper-intelligent barn owl named Duane "The Enforcer" Roosevelt.
Most meetings consist of saying the secret oath, dressing in robes, hooting, gluing owl feathers to their skin, and devouring gophers whole in honor of their beloved barn owl overload. But not all secret societies worship barn owls, some of them worship western screeching owls. Also: Other owl-related jokes. In addition: Owls, owls, owls, owls, owls. And remember, when you don't know where else to turn just ask yourself: "What would Duane Do?" Which is: Use your creepy heart-shaped face to see your prey, swoop down from a tree, eat an adult male vole, then cough up his bones into a disgusting ball that kids will later open in a high school biology class.
Clearly Owls will be playing a major part in the second season. They're even hidden all over everything in the first season! Owl calendars, owl clocks, even Owl Trowels!Do you think that owls will play a big part in the second season of Gravity Falls? What owls are you able to spot? Leave your theories and suggestions in the comments below!
|title||OWLS AND THEIR ROLE IN GRAVITY FALLS: The Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel|